I thought I would take this morning to list off all of the potential causes of my cancer. Keep in mind I am aware that the reason I got cancer is simply bad luck, but it’s more fun to look at the random internet options too.
1. I drank too much Diet Coke.
Throughout my high school and college career I have been injecting my body with all the chemicals supposedly in Diet Coke just to skimp on a few calories here and there and because honestly regular Coca Cola is too sugary for me all the time. Well looks like that bit me in the ass since I’m sitting here trying to create this list. Anyway, since being in this hospital I have given up Diet Coke and switched to regular Coca Cola (after all, Diet Coke is suspected of causing cancer and I just cant have that amiright?). The results of this switch? Diet Coke tastes better and Coca Cola might not cause cancer but it sure as hell will cause diabetes. Basically eat and drink whatever because you’re only alive once and you should enjoy the tastes you’re putting into your body. If you don’t want to drink a healthy kale smoothie then please save yourself the trouble and crack open that bottle of wine or that Diet Coke like we all know you will enjoy more anyway.
2. I am in college and I drink alcohol.
One of the main questions each and every nurse asks when admitting you into this hell hole is “How many drinks do you have per week?” and my answer is always the same. “I don’t know how many drinks I have because I’m not keeping a running tab. I drink as much as a college student and I just turned 21 three months ago so I’ll let you decide what number you feel represents my average alcohol intake each week.” While that may seem sassy, why would doctor’s ask this? We all know alcohol is bad for us. It makes you hungover, it lowers your immune system, and in some cases is blamed for causing cancer (surprise!!!). Well, I’m calling bullshit on that suggestion. From what I’m looking up everything causes cancer so my suggestion to you is to eat, drink, and be merry because if you are always afraid of the negative side effects you are going to live one boring life as a notorious pussy scaredy cat.
3. I have terrible, no good, very bad luck.
In the end the reason I have cancer can only be explained by using bad luck as the excuse. My diagnosis was not prompted by my alcohol or Diet Coke intake, it was caused because for some unknown, shitty reason I was the only who was picked to handle this shit, put up with the needle pokes, and become chemo’s ultimate bitch. There is no explanation for why myself, a 21 year-old college student all of a sudden has leukemia just like there is no reason the 18 month old down the hall was diagnosed with the exact same type of cancer. Shit happens and life isn’t fair. However, if I focused on that while going through all these painful treatments then you’d all probably never see me again because I believe having a negative attitude is the same as giving up. So for everyone afraid that what they’re eating is going to cause cancer, stop! I love brussel sprouts, I can chow down on some trail mix, and I will drink green tea every morning for the rest of my life, but guess what? I still got cancer regardless of any healthy eating habits I might have had. So my advice to you is to stop worrying about what you’re eating and drinking and start worrying about how you are going to make your life worth talking about to your grandkids.
PS Happy Birthday to my beautiful, awe-inspiring, amazing mother. Even though you’re old you still got a sweet ass. Sorry you’re stuck in the hospital with me all day but I wouldn’t want to be stranded with anyone else.
Cancer is Stupid 
YOLO!!!!!
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Don’t forget to drink plenty of red wine…. After all, it does help prevent cancer!
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Gpa here…..
Wow, powerful stuff from my No.1 granddaughter. You are wise well beyond your years. Nice to see you have a predominance of Gpa genes cursing through your body.
I’m not a big talker, but i do think I’m a good observer. The older I get the more I find myself observing and less trying to interject some “old guy” bullshit ideas into folk’s conversations. I may be right or wrong about what i believe in and how I see life, but sooner or later they’ll find out on their own.
Here’s what I observe all too often: People so damn scared of dying that they forget to live. They work out, they go to their doctors, they take pills for this and that and other pills to offset the side effects of the other pills, they eat food that’s “organic” (and tastes like ground up dog shit), they drink little alcohol, barley drive over the speed limit, don’t criticize their spouse, seldom miss church, or do anything else that they think will keep them from getting the golden ticket.
And you know what? When they do finally conk out they will be described as one boring son of a bitch.
Experience life. Experience living. Don’t hold back. Fuck it! Go out and do it and do it with gusto. Grandma Ashby told me one time, “Be careful you don’t have all your excitement and experiences too young in life, or there won’t be anything left when you get older.” Know what? That was 24karat gold bullshit! I’m still doing all kinds of shit that gives me a jolt and is exciting!
Every night ask yourself: Am I living a fun life, tried my best not to hurt anybody, been ethical and morally good, making some sort of contribution that will in some small way make earth a better place, and am I having FUN?
Answer “yes” to this and it just doesn’t get any better.
Love you, Kiddo.
Fuck Cancer!
Gpa
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Katie…love your attitude (and your Gpa!) stay strong!! And do your swish and swallow, even though it sucks! and please give your mom a hug for me on her birthday!
Love, ~Stephanie Kastner
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I love your attitude!!!
I also loved the comment about your mom’s butt. In college, she would say that she had a bubble butt; but (no pun intended), we were all envious of it! Your mom hasn’t aged one bit, and it is evident that her daughters are just as beautiful. 🙂
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Katie:
I am pretty sure your mom gets her sweet ass from her Aunt Debbie !! lol
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I love your post today Katie! You are right, live life fully, do your best and what ever comes your way accept it and work through it! Think positive because positive begets postitve. Challenges are put in front of you so that you can grow. You have grown and you are helping others grow. You are amazing. Happy Birthday to your loving, strong mother. She loves you so much. I am sure there is no other place she would rather be than right next to you at this time. Thank God for your loving family. I hope you can feel my love today and always. I love you Katie. oxoxoxox
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I didn’t know you were such a good writer. I can hear your voice as I read your words. I wish I was there in person. Soon. I love you.
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Katie,
First of all prayers and love being sent your way, all day, everyday! Big love coming from everyone at the Villa as well! You are our hero. Your faith, attitude, sense of humor, strength and courage is refreshing . Keep smiling and Oh yea, one more thing… Fuck cancer!! Happy birthday to your amazing, funny, gorgeous mama!!!!🍰🎈🎉🎈🎊🎈🍷
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Hi Katie, I know we have only met a few times, but I consider your Dad to be like my brother and that would make you my neice, well sort of. Over the last few years due to the wonderful world of social media, I have been able to see you, BTW I enjoy all your pics and very cute oufits!! I have been reading your blog, you seem so wise beyond your years and have such a positive attitude. Just wanted you to know your family in CT is thinking of you all the time and praying for you!
Love, xoxoxoxo
Kristie Rollo
PS loved the comment about your mom and her sweet ass.
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You literally have such a gift for writing, this blog shows how strong, funny and determined you are. We met only once at Eric’s birthday dinner in November but I feel like I’m getting to know you so much more and i’m so happy Brad has someone like you. I can’t wait for the day you no longer have to post on this blog because you kicked cancers ass. Fuck cancer and get better!
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Wow nice copying my card to mom
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hey Katie
long time ago I was 21 and did everything that was forbidden, but here in belgium(europe) it is a little bit different and we can drink at 16. I totally understand you as a student everything goes!!
now I have a son your age and everyday I hold my breath but am grateful I can spend another day with him.
we have to live our lives,and enjoy the time we’re here so nobody can take that from you.
don’t feel guilty the things you did ,but cherish and learn from them.
stay strong and keep the faith!!
grts Gunther
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